Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The last time I watched a movie at the cinema was when Watchmen was out. Not a big fan of Harry potter but since my days are numbered, what the hey! Nothing too impressive, full of plausible sexual innuendos but awesome! - just for about 30 secs.

I haven't been following the series, but HAH! The plot was all too predictable! And really, Harry potter has to be blind or something. Ignoring Hermione and going for Ginny, what's the deal man?The scar was probably proof of Voldemort removing half of Harry's brain or something.
On the other hand, Dumbledore whose sexual orientation is questionable, was a bad-ass mutherfucka! Dude had like more than 70 Gollums crawling over him, but was still capable of burning the shit outta them all even after he had taken...laxatives maybe? Right after that little pyromaniac act of his, I gain respect for him. That was all in a mere 30 seconds.

Ron was being a ignorant douche-bag as usual, Draco was like some whiney little bitch and Snape was like Ozzy Osbourne 'cept the part of being the fuckin' half-blood prince of darkness and without some Ozzy shades. Too bad he didn't bite Dumbledore's head off like the REAL Ozzy Osbourne would, instead he just killed him with some words.

I won't say it was a crappy movie, nor will I say it was spectacular. Maybe to the hard-core HP fans it would be the most awesome thing ever to hit the silver screen, but then that is just bias opinion. Neither a fan nor a hater I say it was average, but I stress again that Dumbledore is wicked sick!

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